The Rise of the U of M Squirrels

Suspicious Behavior by the University Squirrels

There is still a lot of information that is unknown about the Squirrel Revolution besides several documents that have been leaked by an anonymous figure who goes under the name of Squirrel Searcher.

Through these files, we have been able to see some ways in which the squirrels have been preparing to take over the University of Memphis.

One of the clearest way is that they have been working to further adapt to the presence of humans. As many students and staff have witnessed, the squirrels do not move or flinch at the presence of a human until they get really close to them. This is done, so they can further adapt to the presence of humans since in the nearby further, they may have to strategically fight against them.

Another set of info included in the files was a headquarters for the squirrels located in one of the trees outside of the Ned R. McWherter Library. There, they would spy and discuss activities that were being done by the university. The university squirrels would also have weekly meetings to discuss updates on their plot to take back the university.The following is a picture of where the headquarters was:

Through these meetings, we know that the U of M squirrels plan to take back the university on September 10 at 7:12 pm (symbolic of the year the university opened in 1912, with 7:12 pm being 19:12 in military time). The year that they plan to go through with the plan is unknown but does not appear to be very soon since they are still crafting a plan.

Once information that several of their files were leaked, one being about info about their headquarters, the squirrels moved to a another secret location. The university squirrels' current headquater location is unknown.

Now the question is what should university students and staff do with all of the information that has been unfolded. The next page will explain in detail how to go about it.

Link to Home Page Origins of the University Squirrels

Link to Prior Page Tragic Event and Turning Point

Link to Next Page Where Do We Go from Here?